[Spruce]

Too bad the kid didn't say "You look like a skanky whore. Why don't you go eat a sandwich.".

[isthisnickcool]

The singer Pink just did this hilarious song making fun of Paris Hilton and her ilk. See it here.

The video is called "Stupid Girls".

[the invisib1e hand]

how-decadent-can-we-get alert.

[skaterboy]

At least the father has some class

[originalbuckeye]

I just realized that this version of the story didn't quote her. It's front page news in our local paper. She asked him if she was an MILF. He said he didn't know what that meant. She said 'a mother I'd like to f...'. Now you get why the dad is so upset.

[trillabodilla]

"that's the comedy."

Oh, yeah, ahem, forgot to laugh... har-de-har-har./sarc