Jessica Simpson 'Loves the Heck' Out of Bush

AP/AOL ^ | 3-17-06

[Echo Talon]

hmmm, not sure? mary carey or jessica simpson?

[A CA Guy]

Carey, maybe she was shot in the face one too often.

[Echo Talon]

or her jaw mucles are tired...? maybe she has bells palsey? not sure thats how you spell it but i had it before, something to do with the inner ear or something, mine went away but some people keep some damage forever, like my brother-in-law he also had it and the left side of his face doesn't move all the way. be probably lost 10-20% movement. its hard to notice but if you really look you can tell.

bells palsy

[A CA Guy]

Yes, I said Palsy in my first post. I know people who had it and who never totally got over it on one side and she looks fairly paralyzed in the face on one side.

[Echo Talon]

Doh! yea you did say Palsy! wasn't sure if you were talking about the same thing... lol... not sure, i don't think i ever seen her talk. coulf be BP, i had it and man did that suck! i had to go to school with 1/2 my face not working! felt like a tard! sheesh! that lasted like a month or so.

[A CA Guy]

Thank god that went away for you, many people are stuck pretty badly off.

I know of two people who had it and it did not go completely away for them.

Be glad you came out well. :)

[Echo Talon]

yea my face is fine now, ugly but fine! :) my bro-in-law's face is a little screwed up by it. when he smiles the left corner of his mouth doesn't go up as high as the other side. and his eye lid seems a little off too not bad but still not normal.

[A CA Guy]

Yep, it can be a nasty deal.

I think it happens more than many people realize. Have a nice night.

[Echo Talon]

what was funny about him getting it was i had it first and he made fun of me BIG TIME then like 1-2 years later he got it! how's that for bad karma? LOL

[Rte66]

I've always wondered why there are never any "porn extras" or "porn grips" - everybody is a STAR!

[Rte66]

I'm not goldstategop, but Denny Crane is Captain Kirk of Star Trek, except on Boston Legal now. William Shatner. He's a pompous azz on the new show, which I don't watch but caught a couple of times in its first season, but really funny in his pomposity.

[Bush gal in LA]

ROTF! That photo of Helen Thomas is a classic! I personally feel the ugliness of these womens souls are coming out on their faces. They are truly scary to look at! LOL!

[Proud Conservative2]

"Do they always use "porn star" or do they usually use "Adult film star""

If it walks like a duck.....

[ArGee]

Thanks.

[MotleyGirl70]

Joe Simpson was adamant that his family are "big supporters" of the president.

Joe is definately a big fan of something:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!

-Joe Simpson, GQ Magazine, 2004

CREEPY!