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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun Times ^
| March 17, 2006
| Eric Herman
Posted on 03/17/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by jdm
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To: jdm
One cop was heard to say, "What a dick."
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:31 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Fintan
Don't know if this qualifies for the CNP list, since it's unclear how much clothing the gentleman was wearing, but he sure as hell is crazy.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:33 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: jdm
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:33 AM PST
by
Unkosified
(Patiently waiting for Ted Kennedy's manslaughter trial for 36 years now.)
To: thoughtomator
Fik used to rhyme with dick...no mas
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:18:48 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: jdm
"He was listed in good condition"
There is NO WAY he can be in "good condition".
Being in good condition means at the very least you still got your penis.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:19:10 AM PST
by
Berlin_Freeper
(ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
To: cripplecreek
What a weenie! what a dick!
26
posted on
03/17/2006 6:19:28 AM PST
by
buck61
(luv6060)
To: jdm
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
You pick it up.
No, you pick it up.
I ain't touching it.
27
posted on
03/17/2006 6:19:30 AM PST
by
usmcobra
(I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
To: jdm
Cutting your nose to spite your face comes to mind....
28
posted on
03/17/2006 6:20:54 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
To: jdm
That'll show 'em. At least he effectively removed himself from the gene pool. Do you have to die to get nominated for the Darwin Award?
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:21:31 AM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: jdm; Owl_Eagle
The Bears need to get this guy a frickin' contract and put him at defensive tackle!
I don't care what anyone says - this guy cut his own flipping penis off and went back in to get more knives! That's f'ing incredible!
To: jdm
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
Thanks for the "tip"...
To: jdm; martin_fierro; xsmommy
Just Damn! This guy doesn't give up.Is this what they call "hurling a personal invective"???
To: jdm; exile; Xenalyte; pissant; Larry Lucido; BadKittySF; Maximus of Texas; r-q-tek86; ...
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:22:58 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
The old saying, his brains must all be in the head of his D
no longer applies to this gentleman.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:23:05 AM PST
by
buck61
(luv6060)
To: paulcissa
you posted "gee wiz"
I bet he will be saying that over and over during the healing process.
To: beezdotcom
Coming soon to a Ginsu Knives commercial near you.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:23:28 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Self appointed RNC Press Secretary for Smarmy Sound Bites.)
To: usmcobra
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:23:56 AM PST
by
meanie monster
(http://guptonator.myvideochat.net)
To: Junior
Distraught over a problem with his girlfriend in Poland...yeah, he sure showed her. Cut off his penis. That'll teach her a lesson!
38
posted on
03/17/2006 6:23:59 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: Xenalyte
Always bring a TASER to a cockfight.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:24:01 AM PST
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: jdm
Well here comes Jakub with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:24:03 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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