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To: Xenophobic Alien; All

Sure, and I'm a wee bit late to the party here, was out celebratin', ya know, but I've got a joke! (If anyone cares.... ;p )

As part of his show, a magician likes to call someone up from the audience and he asks them to hit him in the head with a hammer as hard as they can. He gets this guy up there, tells him he wants him to whack him with the hammer, and the guy keeps asking him, "Are you sure? As hard as I can?" "Yes, yes, as hard as you can," says the magician. "Well, OK then..." and the magician lays his head down on this wooden block, and WHACK! Three years later, the magician wakes up in the hospital and goes "Ta-daaaaaaa!"


711 posted on 03/18/2006 12:54:06 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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To: Theresawithanh

very funny

ta-daaaaaa!


713 posted on 03/18/2006 6:53:45 PM PST by peacebaby
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