wonder if Travolta was considered for Brokeback Mountain...
More proof that Hellwood is devoid of original ideas.
My picks:
Jock: George W. Bush (who else?). If the Hollyweirdos can pretend to be pols, GWB can pretend to be an actor.
Miss Ellie: Sissy Spacek
Cliff Barnes: George Looney (perpetual loser)
J.R.: Tommy Lee Jones (a meaner bad guy than Travolta)
Sue Ellen: Delta Burke
J.R.'s mistress: Anna Nicole Smith
Bobby: Luke Wilson
Pam: Rachel McAdams or Emmy Rossum
Lucy: Paris Hilton
BAD CHOICES ALL THE WAY AROUND!