I'm not really fondue this sort of thread but I'll go ahead and put a fork in toast in it, it's done. Here's why:
No matter how well dairy farmers may ply their Kraft into lasagne, all drivers (both long-haul and short-order), need to be grilled so that we don't have any more such turnpike patty melt-downs.
Well, that should cure us of cheese puns for awhile.