Pepe LePew On Steroids

Free_SJersey

[Free_SJersey]

Will someone, anyone, tell me what the story is with people, especially men, wearing toxic levels of cologne.

[MotleyGirl70]

Not you too? Geez, anyone read post histories before doing the IBTZ crap anymore?

I think some people intentionally seek out "marginal threads" like this just to post the "IBTZ/ZOT" crap.

[MotleyGirl70]

Last week I was in the grocery store and a guy standing next to me in the produce department was marinaded in cologne.

It permeated throughout the whole store. It was nauseating.

Women who think they smell good after dumping half a bottle of cheap perfume on themselves are just as worse.

[MotleyGirl70]

Grow up.

[ThreePuttinDude]

What especially bothers me, is when the car next to yours
has the pungent aroma of patchouli infiltrating your vehicle.

I hate when that happens........8^)

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

a)So n00bs get an auto zot?

I said when they ask for it loudly, you inferred "auto" ZOT!

b)How do you link a chat topic?

In the title you add the word (Vanity)

c)I've seen 1-word vanities that didn't get the zot (UNNNGH!)

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while! A great morning laugh. UNNNGH! is not a one word vanity. UNNNGH! is a phrase, sentence, novel or epic all unto itself. It is limited only by your mind. I hope that you have keyworded UNNNGH! just to see its roots.

I did not see the replies, and I apologize. But, that does not take away the fact that noobs are gonna get flamed when they do stuff like this. One line rants, whines, etc. should be put on a thread, not started on their own. JMO, and we may not agree on that but I will support your right to say whatever you want. My suggestion is that you do not stake a claim to being a defender of the noob untitled vanity posts, its will be a long tireless job and others will not want to maintain a civil discourse when asked about their possible premature e-ZOT-ulation.

Happy FReepin, FRiend.

[Toby06]

I have no desire to protect trolls, but this is no troll posting. that's my point.

[condi2008]

Speaking of the Grand Master of romance...

PePe's Sure Pick-Up Lines

“You are my peanut, I am your brittle!”

“Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”

“Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.”

“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”

“Is it possible to be too attractive?”

“You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!”

“You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”

“You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”

“The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack."

“You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Mon cher rien, vous play at ze "hard-to-get" because you know zat it drives Pepe wild.

[cyborg]

I am allergic to perfume and if I smell too much of it, my throat closes up. Eyes water too. I do think some people don't bathe or they've stunned their sense of smell with cheap perfume. All honesty though, a cigarette smells just a bad dude and has the same effect on me.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I have no desire to protect trolls, but this is no troll posting. that's my point

But admit it, it is an untitled vanity right? :o)

[cyborg]

Well you need to stop getting so close to my car. Thank you very much :D

[MotleyGirl70]

I'll sometimes start sneezing and/or get a slight headache.

This happens moreso when I have to walk through the perfume department at the mall.

[ThreePuttinDude]

HA HA HA, I'll try to stay a little farther away

[Toby06]

Sorry, I can't find anywhere whe it say you have to put the word "VANITY" in the title of a vanity post.

It may be a vanity, but it does have a title. The UNNNGH vanity had no "Vanity" in it's title, and the mahority of vanities don't.

Your point? So the guy may be new and not know all the in & outs of FR posting nuances. Would it not be better to teach him than to just post somme stupid acronym?

[Toby06]

mahority = majority. Damn too many illegal immigrants around me!

[Ditter]

I am right with you on the cologne thing, it gives me a screaming headache. But you make a point about cologne that I have made about cigarette smoke. If I breathe smoke while eating, it makes my food taste like cigarette smoke, same as your food taste like cologne. Nothing makes me madder than having an expensive meal ruined because the smoke doesn't stay contained over in the smoking section (and it doesn't stay over there). The scent of cologne stays pretty close to the wearer but cigarette smoke drifts a long way, longer than smokers realize. That is the reason that non smokers have started demanding that smokers smoke outside and I have been telling you smokers this but I just get dissed when ever I do. So have at it!

[cyborg]

Don't ever go int Macy's in Herald Square. There's a gauntlet of perfume ladies waiting at the door. The perfume ladies aren't aggressive as they used to be. I'm sure it's because of perfume sensitivity.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Sorry, I can't find anywhere where it say you have to put the word "VANITY" in the title of a vanity post.

You can do it however you want. Be my guest.

Try to post a thread without a title

The UNNNGH vanity had no "Vanity" in it's title, and the majority of vanities don't. Do not try to lump UNNNGH! in a simple vanity, if you feel the need to do so, please start your own thread for discussion.

Your point? So the guy may be new and not know all the in & outs of FR posting nuances. Would it not be better to teach him than to just post some stupid acronym?

What acronym?UNNNGH is not an acronym. Is that what you were referring to or did I miss something?

ac-ro-nym: A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women's Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging.

[Ditter]

In Texas my mom called the wearing of too much perfume as a "whore's bath".

[Toby06]

You can do it however you want. Be my guest.

You implied the poster did something wrong by not using it. Stick to one striaght line of logic, pelase.

Try to post a thread without a title

This one has a title. You cannot post a thread without a title. What is your point

Do not try to lump UNNNGH! in a simple vanity, if you feel the need to do so, please start your own thread for discussion.

UNNNGH! was a simple vanity. How can it be described as asnything else, or any different than this one. Why start a vanity to discuss the merits of UNNNGH! when FR policy is to discuss topics within aa thread, btw, you seem very anti-vanity

What acronym?UNNNGH is not an acronym. Is that what you were referring to or did I miss something?

You missed something. Sorry you didn't catch it, but I was referring to is the IBTZ acronym. Would it not be better to just point out the standard posting policyso it doesn't happen again than to simply type IBTZ?

Oh, thanks for posting the definition of acronym, implying I didn't know what I meant! LOL, you are just so darn smart, I bow to your superior intellect! NOT!