[Millee]

You misunderstood my dear phantom (sigh...it's so hard to get some people to understand science as well as I do..) The beer still has calories, but once the cold (hic) beer enters the body it burns off those calories as it (urp) heats up to the bodys temperature.

Also, if you drink if faster (hic-hic) more calories are consumed. Bonus: spicy hot wings helps along the process too! (hic-urp-bleeeech..)

[phantomworker]

Ahh!! So the faster you drink, the better!! And probably the more you drink, the faster you get? Now I get it.... Thanks!!!


(It reminds me of the time I told my son, who was about 3 or 4 at the time, that his grandpa was a cardboard box. He looked at me and said, Ahh!)