Plus, the big pudgy girlie man continues to wear an elbow protector large enough to do Tony Esposito proud. It's technically illegal, but the Commish allowed him to grandfather it in. If you ever do get to pitch to him- do me this favor. Start like you are intentionally walking him, then label the pig on the fourth. Just to waste his time.
Hey, I played minor league hockey as a younger man and anyone who hit the ice with that sort of contraption strapped to his arm would have gotten his a*s kicked on the first shift just for being a pansy. Call it an a*s whippin' on general principles.
The only record I want to see Barry Bonds break is "hit in the a*s with most pitches in a season". Let's hope that after the first 20 or so, the message finally gets through to his tiny brain (conveniently located in the place I've indicated) and he gives up on his own.
I'd rather see Bonds hounded out of baseball, with the predeictable shouts of racism, etc., then to see him dishonor the likes of Hank Aaron.