On a side note: What constitutes a "single, legal version" of Linux and why would we want one?
No, it would just be your own lack of understanding of standard terminology, including the classification of systems known as "home desktops" and configurations called "preinstalled". You're of course not the first one to have difficulty understand the Linux gobbledy gook, which is exactly why Dell is insulating his home users from the trauma of having to deal with it.