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"I was in the shower this morning," Bonds said, " and all of a sudden I just realized that this was what Barry Bonds was meant to do with the next chapter of his life. I've been a big fan of the show, and I can tell you, as a black man, I was embarassed by the performances of Master P and Jerry Rice. I mean, come, on, the idea that black men can't dance.. that's crapola..Rice should be ashamed of himself, losing to some honkey dude who before the show..well his only claim to fame was that he used to be Jessica Simpson's brother-in-law.."

When asked repeatedly if his sudden decision had anything to do with the just released article in Sports Illustrated detailed his abuse of performance enhancing drugs, Bonds denied it..

"Man, that's just bunk...pure garbage..Look, I can hit homers..Been there, done that..no longer a challenge..but the quickstep..well, now that's a whole new ball game. It's a new world for me...I mean, you know that I don't really "quickstep" around the bases, now do I."

"Look, ballroom dancing is a real sport. Hell, it's in the Olympics. Those people are in fabulous shape. They work and train hard. Great bodies.And besides...have you all seen the gorgeous chicks on that show? I mean..I can spend the next six months in the locker room with these guys here..and I've seen them all in the shower, remember... or else I can train intensely with one or more of those professional dancers. Do you think they'd let Stacey Keebler train me?"

Bonds abruptly ended the press conference, and was heard joking to the clubhouse man that "there ain't no damn drug testing in ballroom dancing."

FYI

Jerry Rice made it to the final two, he did quite well.

Mr P stunk.

he is such an imbecile.
who wants to see that big brute attempting to "dance"(more like ker-plunk) on a stage.
keep the dress on
you talk like one who owns one barry