Iraq has camels and really old stuff, too.
What? You don't want to take a vacation here?
The weather this time of year is lovely. (Well, except for the sandstorm we're kind of having right now...)
Oh I would love to go to Iraq (yes, I'm weird)....
Look,
Las Vegas? ick
New York? Dear lord in heaven, too much concrete....
But you could drop me in Siberia with a blow dryer to thaw out a wooly mammoth and I'd be happier than a kid at Christmas.
Really.