[Richard Kimball]

For those of us who make all or part of our living dealing with security issues,

So, you work at the mall wearing a rentacop suit?

[Noumenon]

Well, the 'uniform' I wear on occasion earns me $150 / $200 hour, so I can't complain.

Say - that *ding* sound says that you'd best be getting back to the Fry-O-Lator lest that last batch of curly fries goes bad. And do remember to wipe the grease off your shift boss' keyboard. That got you fired last time around, didn't it?