You are a Political Bigot, studying to be a Political Moron and failing. Quit trying so hard. Simply managing to get up each day and dress yourself is all your less the room temperature intellect can handle at this point in your development. Perhaps if you merely lurk here on Free Republic, and strenuously resister the temptation to be "Funny", 24/7/365 for the next 5 years, you might evolve from your current state of intellectual slime to a bacterium. However, I must warn you, the signs are NOT at all hopeful for you.