Spring break tips

Greg

[angrymullet]

Hi, My name is Greg and I am 19 years old. Just signed up for so information. I think of myself as a concervative.

I am a freshmen in College up here in Mass. and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip. This is going to be my frist time going to a place where bad things can happen and as a young conservative I need help so I dont fall into temptations when I go down to Daytona.

I understand that a lot of drinking goes on down and there and like a good conservative I have only had 3 wine coolers in my life (at different times) Like President Bush I don't think drinking is good but I hope I can stay away from the booze when I go down their.

Also I don't want to find myself in a postion that will cause me to do things that I will regret like hooking up with some girl or something. Waking up next to some bimbo who voted for Kerry is not my cup of tea if you know what I mean. I want to wait until I am marryed.

I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze all around and I just want some tips on how to keep it real and remain true to my consrevativc roots making my parents proud along with President Bush.

I am also am planning on taliking to some of the people that I met on the beach about joining the republican party so that we can increase our voter rolls and when big in 2006 and 2008. I don't want Hillary becoming president. Thanks in advace for the addvice.

[Darksheare]

You forgot to mention: winecoolers are not manly.

[pollyannaish]

Ok...that does it. Come on. Your a libertarian. Admit it.

BTW...do you think all conservatives have mullets and are angry?

Cause I think you'll do better with the ladies if you reconsider that.

Just saying.

(This is fun!)

[angrymullet]

So I guess keg stands are out of the question? How about funneling?

[MotleyGirl70]

Don't you have flamewar you should be attending?

[gate2wire]

"So I guess keg stands are out of the question? How about funneling?"


I gotta admit, I like this guy. LOL.

[angrymullet]

Oh and one more thing...

well, wear our the cat photos?

ive ben here all morning louking 4 cat photos. decided 2 sine up 2 see if my luck wouud change. will my luck chnage?

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Peace out dudes and thanks for the advice.

[wallcrawlr]

dude?

more like

[GSlob]

"I think of myself as a concervative.
You should think again."
Nah. "Thou shalt noit think", since it hurts - and he would surely be better off not thinking.

[MNJohnnie]

Oh well done! Call the Noble Prize Committee! It actually is possible for someone to have a NEGATIVE Intellect! We simply MUST revise our theories on Human IQ. It is possible for someone to DECREASE the level of human intellect with their writing. Angry Moron here is PROOF!

[MotleyGirl70]

Spring break, drinking, bongs, boys, sun, swimming, dreaded hangovers and everything in between...those were the days :)

Gosh I feel old.

[uncitizen]

I don't buy your story either. For one thing, you sound like a girl. "Beer is gross"!?

[MNJohnnie]

Don't you have some business to be attenting at your usual street corner? Does the term TROLL mean anything to you?

[wallcrawlr]

and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip

[GSlob]

" How about funneling?"
And no alcohol enemas, either. As I told you, drink conservatively.

[Darksheare]

Yeah, we pirated that thread quite nicely.
It is ours now, to do with as we please.

[GSlob]

noit=not

[gate2wire]

Kinda reminds you of 'Sunfest' doesn't it.:-)

[MotleyGirl70]

The poster is probably a DUmmy just looking for kicks. It's not meant to be taken seriously.