Spring break tips

Greg

[SZonian]

Oh, and for what it's worth...this is a very troll like post. Just a warning.

Why are you warning off the quarry?

There are a lot of troll hunters around that need their fix before the weekend starts!!;-)

Cheers!

SZ

[angrymullet]

Yeah its wired I want to be with other conservative kids but then their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits.

I just need a little advice on how to deal with these impulses.

[beaureguard]

Best advice so far...

[Airborne1986]

"I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze"

Here's a tip. Stop calling women "broads" and you might have more success. Then again, if you're drinking wine coolers, you probably swing the other way. Go back to DU for now. After you get a job and start paying taxes, you'll probably have a different take on things.

[Darksheare]

Well, you COULD boycott Big Pizza!
Or you could worry about unhealthy fantasies about Janet Napolitano.

[roses of sharon]

LOL, hey mullet, bored in your dorm, mom's basement, or teacher's lounge today?

[MNJohnnie]

You should change your sign on to Angry Moron. For humor to work, it must contain an element of truth. Hysteric bigoted stereotypes and ignorant pomposity is not "funny". A Junior High School student telling fart jokes would be funnier then this tripe.

You are a Political Bigot, studying to be a Political Moron and failing. Quit trying so hard. Simply managing to get up each day and dress yourself is all your less the room temperature intellect can handle at this point in your development. Perhaps if you merely lurk here on Free Republic, and strenuously resister the temptation to be "Funny", 24/7/365 for the next 5 years, you might evolve from your current state of intellectual slime to a bacterium. However, I must warn you, the signs are NOT at all hopeful for you.

[MotleyGirl70]

wine coolers

Are you sure you're not gay?

[Tijeras_Slim]

their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits

Go ahead, it can only improve you.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I think of myself as a concervative.

You should think again.

[angrymullet]

Dude why are you so pissed. Just asked for some advice you don't have to go medieval on me. Chill

[pollyannaish]

Just trying to make it a fair fight. No challenge, no fun.

[angrymullet]

Not gay. I sure Im to much raw dude for you sweetheart.

[gate2wire]

"Yeah its wired I want to be with other conservative kids but then their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits."


Hahahahaha...yeah, sounds like someone who has only had "3 wine coolers". Keep it up, you're pretty FUnny for a DUmmie.

[MNJohnnie]

Oh bravo! Most people try desperately to cover up a personal failing but NOT you! You cruise the Internet squealing, "I AM the world's biggest Moron!" Oh well done brave soul! Revel in your stupidity! Flaunt your ignorance! Celebrate you Imbecility!

[angrymullet]

You need some anger mangement of something.

Just because I going to spring break and your not, don't get mad at me.

Have a wine cooler and chill.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

We concervatives recommend quail hunting instead.

[MotleyGirl70]

Lol. Just don't drink the bong water.

[GSlob]

I'm afraid that before going to college you needed some remedial English. If you are [as you claim to be] a conservative, then you should be drinking conservatively, too, but you already are seeing double in referring to yourself in plural as "freshmen".
therefore, dear Gregs, remember basic commandments of conservative drinking:
1. Thou shalt not mix. What you started with, stay with.
2. Observe the timing. Do not attempt to sprint a marathon.
3. A man does not live by spirit[s] alone - and therefore do not forget to eat - before, during, and after drinking.

[aShepard]

Forget Spring Break!

Stay on campus, take some English and Spelling classes to see whether you'll make it through freshman year.