Spring break tips

Greg

[uncitizen]

The poster is probably a DUmmy just looking for kicks. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

That was obvious from about the second sentence. After FReeping for so long these things are clear right out the shoot.

[sit-rep]

lol...

[Tijeras_Slim]

It could be multiple personality disorder, if it had a personality to begin with.

[MotleyGirl70]

Don't you have some business to be attenting at your usual street corner?

Nope. I don't start working the streets until the sun goes down.

Does the term TROLL mean anything to you?

Yes it does, but I don't seek out troll-related threads like you do and try to make sense of the nonsense.

You need to lighten up.

[Darksheare]

With Jimmyclyde it is mental masturbation with more than a little masochism as he enjoys abuse.

[Yo-Yo]

Spring Break in Daytona is nothing but one long drunken, naked, sex-filled, 24/7 party filled with nothing but the rankest debauchery.

Why else would anyone want to go there?
(That's why I did!)

[MotleyGirl70]

Check out his post 68.

Yep. I saw it after I posted :)

[Lakeshark]

A good spring break game is lolling around the ocean splashing loudly, just outside where the waves break.

This after cutting oneself several times with the three used wine cooler bottles..........

[Darksheare]

Even better, he Freepmailed me, and admitted to being JimmyClyde.
*snort*

What a pathetic loser, isn't he?

[Darksheare]

Swimming out to the edge of the shallow reef and splashing about to wash off the blood from cutting one's self on the winecoolers does the trick.
;-)

[gate2wire]

"Nothing like washing down a nice cold beer with a mouth full of sand."
Seemed like the thing to do at the time.

[Lakeshark]

The fun part of the game is seeing how many hours straight you can do this.........

He could win the Darwin award, for sure.

Wow! The Darwin Award......such a thrill for a yung concervative.

[SoothingDave]

I am a freshmen in College up here in Mass. and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip.

If a bar has human ears nailed to the wall
Don't pass out there.

[Darksheare]

He'll LOVE it.

[Fintan]

Fintan's Spring Break Tips for DUmmies...

First, re-think the hairdo.	Leave your DUmmie buddies at home: They are Babe Repellants.
This is your goal: Bongs, Babes & Brewskis. Play your cards right, and that little bikini could be pulled over your head by last call.	Contrary to what your PETA buddies tell you, animals are NOT our friends.
Babes are NOT impressed with your perceived athletic prowess.	Be sure to call Mom & Dad daily
Leave the wheels at home	If all else fails, there's sure to be at least one or two DUmmie gals looking for a little action. Don't forget the disposable razor and Lysol for those hard-to-reach erogenous zones.
And if your week is a total zero, there's always next year...

 

[jmc813]

Yeah its wired I want to be with other conservative kids but then their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits.

There are plenty of conservatives who like to drink and smoke.

[jmc813]

Don't you have some business to be attenting at your usual street corner?

That was a particularly nasty post to make, especially to a woman. I think an apology is in order.

[CougarGA7]

Spring break, drinking, bongs, boys, sun, swimming, dreaded hangovers and everything in between...those were the days :) Gosh I feel old.

Old!! Dont say that. You are my age.

[Pyro7480]

If all else fails, there's sure to be at least one or two DUmmie gals looking for a little action. Don't forget the disposable razor and Lysol for those hard-to-reach erogenous zones.

Where did you find the pic that went with the above caption? The woman in it looks like a friend of mine.