[GrandEagle]

Last monday alone I had won 2,000,000 euros in one lottery, 1.3 mil euros in another, a couple million dollars, and three separate "opportunitys" to launder money from Africa.
Sent all my banking information - I'm just waiting on the deposits to retire.

GE

[KarlInOhio]

I wish that I had a friend who was a banker so I could set up a deposit only account that would refuse any electronic attempts to withdraw money. That way I could send them the account number and see their reaction when they try to get money out of it.