[goldstategop]

Never send a woman a photo of you in the buff.... something to think about if you don't care to have your private side displayed to the rest of the world. ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[r9etb]

something to think about if you don't care to have your private side displayed to the rest of the world. ;-)

Aside from the fact that mens' naughty bits are rather silly-looking to begin with....

[Quilla]

Years ago, a young attorney married his high school sweetheart. They honeymooned at the beach and in a very secluded area, each took a nude photo of the other. A couple of decades later, the marriage ended with a messy divorce. The now experienced attorney ran for reelection - he was a local circuit court judge. The bitter ex gave her copy of his nude photo to his rival in the race. The rival in turn gave it to our local paper. The rest is history - the attorney lost reelection.

[rlmorel]

Or, as Chris Rock says in his video "How not to get your ass kicked by the Police"...

Never drive with a Mad Woman.