Report: Alarming number of kittens being diagnosed with ADD

Recoil ^ | Dec. 2005 | Unattributed

[johnny7]

I never cared for Chi hua-hua's... nasty little creatures that are usually owned by fat women who chortle when the rat-like canine goes for your ankle.

[Graybeard58]

"Cat House" piano player.

[Lady Jag]

Mine just like to exercise a lot.

[RepoGirl]

That is a great picture, makes me think of the logo for the old Chesapeak railroad with the kitten on the pillow, the Chessie Kitten.

[SelmaLee]

I hear you - all 3 of ours are afflicted as well. Beautiful sunny day out there - and all three are in here asleep.

[MotleyGirl70]

Most cats are democats - did you ever meet a creature with such an inborn sense of entitlement?

Lol. Post of the day (so far).

[sully777]

I'd say my cats are more obsessive compulsive. They are constantly cleaning themselves.

[conservativebabe]

Now I think I really have heard everything.

[nuconvert]

[spetznaz]

In a few months that cat is going to be many times the size of the dog. My cat outweighed by chihuahua 4 to 1.

Honestly I do not think Chihuahuas are dogs! I think they are some type of dog-like rodent. Oh,and they think they are so powerful. This neighbor of mine had a Chi that would always rush everyone snapping and yapping, and then stop a few feet from its intended target to make sure its owner was still close. Once it actually rushed up to me and tried to bite me (tried, because it couldn't even get its mouth around my ankle ......one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen). That same Chi almost got snatched up by some bird!

Anyways, not even genetic sequencing could convince me a Chihuahua is a dog. What they are in a rodent that has pseudo-dog characteristics. I actually know a couple of cats that would immediately eat a Chihuahua, thinking it was some sort of weird rat! In fact I'd be willing to bet that it would be quite unwise to leave a Chihuahua around farm cats. They'd think it was an early Christmas.

[spetznaz]

Read my post on Chihuahuas.....#51 I think. The lil' buggers are not dogs .....they are rodents!

[BJClinton]

Recoil is a satire site along the lines of Scrappleface and the Onion.

[sully777]

IRCC, Chihuahuas were bred as rat dogs, like the rat terrier. They would go find and kill rats. And killing rats is a hard job. I appreciate the breed and hate to see what they've become, a cowering animal under a woman's derreire.

[Griff55]

Actually, the Chihuahua was bred first by the Aztecs for two reasons. 1st, catching rats. Second, a handy snack.

Chihuahua wings!!!!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

I have a cat named Psycho.

Very fitting nickname.

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!

[Slings and Arrows]

Lots of good poetry material hee.

[Slings and Arrows]

You just need to be more firm with them when dealing with ASD!

I've found a guaranteed cure.

[MarkL]

Where do I pick up my "Kitty-Ritalin?" Do I get it at the same place I get my "Puppy Uppers," "Doggie Downers," and for me, the chocolate covered prozac?

Mark