Finally home, work done, errands run and groceries put away-
The conspiracy theories of the 'rats
Have become the quintessence of weird-
Their followers wear their tinfoil
And go whever they're steered
Whether it be about Katrina
(Caused by Rove's hurricane machine you know)
Or the levees being blown up and
Racism making rescues too slow
Now they think the white house "knew"
But didn't save their city-
Since they stayed with a hurricane coming
They leave me short on pity