Posted on 02/27/2006 11:54:22 PM PST by Slip18
What in the world do her children call her? Mom, dad? And why at 71 years of age? Totally beyond me.
Good girl! Lucky husband.
The timer of my washer expired while I was washing a load of linens last night-I'm sitting here waiting for the repairman, and hoping he will hurry up so I can get on to work-
I wonder if one of the reasons
X42 commits adultery
Is that no one would ever accuse
Queen Hillary of being sultry
Or maybe it's her hauteur
And her snooty attitude
Or her little fling with Foster-
Boy, did he get screwed
But Bill's so narcissistic
That he'll use any excuse-
Like hiring 25 interns
That he can put to good use
How did you know one of my nicknames is "boo"? Huh?
Just read your profile and I'm a trader (sometimes), too. Traded a lot more before I got married. Had more time. LOL! Still download Genesis almost every night and check my favorite markets.
So she underwent a procedure known as an "adadyctomy"?
the one in the story had it subtracted....let's not mix our mathematical operations.....
When I'm the subbie, I have on a dress that is long and then buttons above my neck. The other four days, I'm like you. Maybe a towel; maybe not.
Your nickname? Hey, just a bonus!
;^)
Oh, I just skimmed the title and got the directions all reversed. I have a theory. Perhaps this teacher has a thing for students and has noticed that all the female teachers that have sex with male students get a slap on the wrist and longing comments of "where were the teachers like that when I was in school" so he/she thought he/she would be more likely to get some if he/she were a she. Besides, school boys are so horny they'll go for anything in a skirt, right?
A++++ for you!
If the washer repairman does not show up, this is what my younger brother did to wash his clothes. He lived in Palm Springs on a golf course. He put his dirty clothes in soapy water in the bathtub and used a golf club to stir the dirt out of them. Then rinsed the same way.
When I first saw him doing that I was crying and laughing.
Subtracted and stuffed inside. I watch too much CSI.
I wish that I could say that it was another sultry southern day here in the low country but (sighhhhhhhhh) I'm freezing here!
At this point in time, because of the presidents decision to sell out our ports to the Dubai company, I could say that my temperment is extremely sultry.
Well, no beads for you then.
A++++ for you! Oh, we don't have any ports either. Sorry, had to put that in.
I made the chicken and mushroom dish Gabz fixes, but I used golden mushroom soup and fresh mushrooms and I cooked some wild and basmati rice and made a salad and steamed broccoli to go with it.
OK, well maybe we've found a "female" teacher that even horny schoolboys won't want to nail.
Heehee-that sex-changing teacher story reminded me of a song I heard yesterday on the classic rock station-
Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitchhiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was givin' head
She says hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go
Doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...
After emerging from 32 below zero earlier this month and 15 inches of snow 60 degrees melting the snow makes it almost feel sultry in the great void.
I know, not near my best, but I'm out of practice.
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