Old Chester joke. Chester comes running into town with out a stitch of clothing on. Matt asks him what the hell is he doing. Chester say Miss Kitty came up to him and said, Chester, this is something I've always wanted to do and she rips off all her clothes. Then she rips off all Chester's clothes and says, "Go to town, Chester!" And Chester says, "So here I am, Matt."
**Old Chester joke. *** from about 1960.
Chester had a "viagra" type problem. He whent to doc who told him he could relieve his problem with work, so he told Chester to go shovel out the livery stable.
Miss Kitty comes along and sees his "problem". She asks him " What is the matter?" and he tells and shows her. She jumps up on a bale of hay and says "Put it here, Chester!"
and he says..
(are you ready for this?)
"The whole shovel full, Miss kitty?"