Posted on 02/26/2006 5:18:06 PM PST by mathprof
"Blondes have all the fun"/GGG ping
Finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men.
So the women stayed at home? How chauvanistic.
This is an interesting theory.
Snort!
No blonde jokes.
I heard it was a neoteny thing.
I just couldn't resist :)
Sounds to me like Cavemen had all the fun :-)
Like cavemen of old, I have always been a sucker for a blonde.
The last picture of Jodie Kidd I saw, she looked like an underfed 11-year-old boy. Not that that would have anything to do with her mileage.
And they think the women were having fun??? How 'bout having all those Scandinavian babes fighting over you because MEN ARE SCARCE?!??? Think the men weren't having fun?????
LOL....certainly looks like that!! :)
Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: "So what?"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Um, okay, what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
" 'Cause I'm a Blonde"
by Julie Brown
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