I prefer Global warming myself.
Oceans will rise 20 feet, means I don't have to drive as far to get to the beach.
My heating bills will go down do to shorter winters.
With the hotter weather woman will wear shorter shorts, tighter tops.
With the hotter weather woman will wear shorter shorts, tighter tops.
I know I repeated that one, but it is my favorite. :-)
Except that the theory is that global warming would create an ice age.