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To: Victoria Delsoul; dyed_in_the_wool; Do not dub me shapka broham

If you were to milk Teddy's man-boobs, would they yield beer or irish whiskey?

636 posted on 03/02/2006 12:22:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Kennedy opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled back with this reply:

"Tell the FBI that Kennedy's holding the message upside down.


637 posted on 03/02/2006 12:24:41 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: King Prout
If you were to milk Teddy's man-boobs, would they yield beer or irish whiskey?

No comment.... I don't want to spoil my dinner. :-)

705 posted on 03/02/2006 5:42:54 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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