Arrrrg!
Selection of Shakespearean-style invective. I'm not sure of the source; it was posted on the NC forum:
Swim with leeches, thou jarring folly-fallen pignut!
Away I say, thou incurable codpiece-sniffing hedge-pig!
Kiss my codpiece, thou fobbing hasty-witted pumpion!
Resign not thy day gig, thou puking swag-bellied gudgeon!
Beware my sting, thou pribbling knotty-pated pignut!