Let's see.....carpal tunnel syndrome, epilepsy, 2nd grade education, sense of humor beyond the bizarre.....just for openers, these seem to be some of your maladies. Anyone care to add a few?
No way he made it through 2nd grade.
I really think it's a FReeper pulling our legs.
I mean, nobody types and spells that badly, do they? This is even bad for DU standards.
But it's freakin' hilarious.