wear our the cats?

today | me

[Not A Snowbird]

Thanks, 'Face!

My husband is ROTFLOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

My, my you are a sensitive little thing.

There are cats and feckless cats.

A feckless cat will leave mouse, mole and baby bunny heads on your front porch.

A proper cat will take them home to their proper owner.

You're choice to be an enemy will only deprive yourself of my scintillating wit, my good natured ribbing and occasional tomfoolery.

If and when I decide to visit an animal shelter it will be to bring home another wonderful animal to shower with love and affection.

[TASMANIANRED]

As for being a Cad. Considering the source..It is a fine compliment and I am deeply proud.

[TASMANIANRED]

I would be in sheer ecstasy to see new baby pictures.

[TASMANIANRED]

Thanks for rising to my defense but until proven otherwise, I think it is meant humorously.

[TASMANIANRED]

Doing very well.

How are you feeling?

[rock58seg]

or I might Bless Your Heart and make you look at my baby pictures!

I stand before you duly chastised. Anything...anything but baby pictures...well almost anything. I shall always hereafter think of you as a caddess. Now you may think there is some significant coincidence between the spelling of caddess/goddess. I assure you it is probably more significant than 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. You decide.

Monkey Face I assure you my dander is not up. I apologize that you saw it that way. I will try to do a better job of joking around in the future.

I reserve my dander for the "Open borders" and both ends of the spectrum of "Bushbots and Bushbashers" crowd.

[TASMANIANRED]

Better watch it.

We just might come up with a "Bless your heart"

[Monkey Face]

Wekkum! I figured we all needed something to laugh at today...;o]

[Delta 21]

I am getting some pretty lengthy delays on the threads today. Wondering if its local or if FR is having "teknickle difficulties" or may be targeted? The rest of mt Internet seems unaffected

Just wondering.

[Delta 21]

...note to self.....

stop eating chips and tipe with both fists.

[Monkey Face]

I calls 'em as I sees 'em. It's often a little difficult to know the temperature of the water when we're on dry land.

But as long as you're OK with it, I'm OK with it.

:o]

[TASMANIANRED]

I don't offend easily.

Not because I dense. Just have thick skin.

[TASMANIANRED]

Hi Sandy.

[TASMANIANRED]

Are we friends yet?

[Monkey Face]

See my post at #1052.

We're a little protective here, at times, but since you have done your groveling trick to the proper authorities, you may arise and join the revelry. As it were. ;o]

No harm, no foul.

[TASMANIANRED]

Afternoon Delta.

How are you faring.

[King Prout]

I couldn't logon from my home dialup account this morning, but can from the work DSL, so I assume FR is having heavy traffic or is under a denial of service attack.

[devane617]

I have not seen any problems. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom...Must be your dial-up.

[TASMANIANRED]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ....
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."