Kyle to San Francisco kids: So.... what do you do for fun?
SF kid: We drink, and take drugs... Want some acid?
Kyle: No thanks, we don't do that stuff.
SF kid: You will, there's a reason SF kids do drugs
SF kid: It's the only thing that allows us to deal with our parents walking around loving the smell of their own farts all the time.
Kyle's Dad walks in.
Kyle's Dad: Everything OK in here boys?
Kyle: Everything's fine dad.
Kyle's dad: It's sooo much better here with intellectuals, isn't it kids? ~fart~ ~sniff~ ahhhhhh! ~walks off~
Kyle: Maybe I will take just half a hit of acid.
*laughing*
No way! How nasty!