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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


384 posted on 03/01/2006 4:07:54 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: tuffydoodle

LOL!! Good one!


385 posted on 03/01/2006 5:14:55 AM PST by FrogInABlender (Never argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: tuffydoodle

HA! Good one!


386 posted on 03/01/2006 5:35:19 AM PST by Beaker
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