To the tune of "I Want to Marry A Lighthouse Keeper"
I want to be an Admin Moderator
And keep this site troll free.
I want to be an Admin Moderator
And give those trolls the big Z.
I'll Zot with pleasure by the light of day
So all those DUmmies will off of here stay.
I want to be an Admin Moderator
Won't that be okay!
We'll bark back at the moonbats that in here stray.
Maybe zap a Vanity or two.
I'd love being an Admin Moderator,
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
The dream of being an Admin baby, every single day.
The dream of being a Moderator,
hey there waddaya say.
So if you want to make Free Republic stay true,
You'll be wantin' the same thing too.
We could be zottin' and never forgotten,
and makin' good newbies wanna stay, hey hey.
Won't that be okay.
Yada tada ta ta ta.
LOL -- That was quick...and GOOD!!