[timsbella]

...Continued

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal..

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.

Received this as a forward from a friend and it rings true!

[alicewonders]

Bookmarked for reading later. Thanks.

[GOPRaleigh]

True!

[misterrob]

You believe that government should have an ever increasing role in people's lives

You believe that people should have less and less say in how government spends their money

You believe that success is wrong and should be taxed accordingly

You believe that Bush and company are the Taliban of American society but feel it is okay for black churches to involve themselves in politics

You just believe that no matter what, it's always Bush's fault

You believe that terrorists are afforded protections under the Constitution

[paudio]

You have to believe that countries/ nations are social construction of the 18th century white, Europeans, which will pass soon, and be replaced by the United Nations.

[texianyankee]

Thanks for posting. Passing this on.

[CheezyChesster]

You have to believe that Osama Bin Laden escaped capture from the most technologically advanced nation on earth by decsending down a 15,000 foot mountain over the course of three days on the back of a donkey AND is still at large.

[Rennes Templar]

excellent

[CheezyChesster]

You have to believe that corporations that give outlandish bonuses to it's executives prior to filing bankruptcy to cancel all existing shares of their stock AND to only approximately one year later reopen new stock valued at $15 and a buyout of yet another corporation, is prudent business ethics.

[SandRat]

You believe that the US deserved to be attacked on 9/11 and that the terrorists are Freedom-Fighters.

You believe that the terrorists would stop trying to hurt us if we'd just pack up and hide inside our national borders.

You belive that we don't need a military and it should be totally disbanded because that's what causes war; having a military.

You think Jane Fonda and Michael Moore are Great Americans.

[WideGlide]

Addendum

You have to believe that Alec Baldwin is a great actor.

[SampleMan]

I can simplify the list.

1. Must be anti-Christian.
2. Must be anti-American (western civilization).
3. Must be anti-Capitalist.

Following the above three will always give you the left's position on any issue. If there is a conflict, these can be treated as an order of priority.

[CheezyChesster]

You have to believe that by scuttleling Billion dollar warships to build a reef and building new Trillion dollar warships is somehow cheaper than refitting the existing vessels slatted for scrap

[CheezyChesster]

You have to believe that Freedom of Speach means being able to openly offer over the internet, precise chemical solutions to make (do-it-yourself) explosives, bombs, drugs and other illicit materials.

[happilymarriedmom]

You have to believe that guilty murderers and innocent animals are to be protected at all times but it's your choice if you want to "terminate" the human being growing inside you.

[tertiary01]

You believe in unions, workers rights, and more and more regulations but hire illegal labor to work your plantation.

[CheezyChesster]

You have to believe that enacting a law that penalizes financially strapped law abiding citizens that remove their vehicles from the road for not being able to afford vehicle insurance is a deterance for people who refuse to operate their vehicles with proper lisence plates and/or insurance.

[Beckwith]

Perfect Liberal Democrat

[ozzymandus]

Don't forget the lobotomy.

[SmoothTalker]

I sent this to a flaming liberal in my office. He claims to only believe in two of the 21 statements.

[alicewonders]

You also have to believe that rich people are evil - UNLESS - you work in Hollywood, or your name is Kennedy, Rockefeller, Heinz/Kerry, Soros.