Bwhahahaha!
Someone set you up the bomb.
Try some Poore Bros. Habanero Potato Chips....if you DARE.
Dave's insanity snacks are pretty good.
I ate several bags of Habenero chips in black bags that I picked up last year at the National Fiery Foods Festival in Albuquerque last year. They were excellent. I think they were Blair's Death Chips.
The best thing I got at the show was the Cookshack smoker. Yum. Ribs.