The Al Gore casts Magic Missile! You lose 38 hit points!
You attack the Al Gore! Critical Hit! You deal 467 damage!
You have defeated the Al Gore! You gain 94876 Experience Points and 44807 Gold! You find a Mithril Platemail!
Oh you simpletons just don't get it...
It's not hard to figure out that when it gets colder somewhere, it gets warmer somewhere else...and then somewhere, it's hot, then it gets really cold somewhere else...
obvious Global warming pattern...