Believe it or not, guys who get to be the tree mascot at Stanford footbal games get an incredible amount of action. It's an incredibly goofy mascot and one of the lamest costumes for one of the lamest schools out there (Go SC!) and yet there are tree groupies.
Go figure.
tree groupies..
wellll..shiver me timbers .. sign me up
I'd like to be a 'Norway pine' in my next life ;-)