[ApplegateRanch]

>>"Trying to get rid of his crabs I bet"<<

This has the makings of a recording:

There was an old man who stuffed a fly in his pants.
I don't know why he stuffed that fly!

There was on an old man, who stuffed a spider in his pants;
He stuffed the spider to eat the fly; I don't know why he stuffed the fly!

............

There was an old man wh stuffed a lobster in his pants.
He stuffed the lobster to eat the eel ....
...to eat the spider...to eat the fly...

Now he's been jailed as a mobster.

[Chena]

There was an old man who stuffed a fly in his pants. I don't know why he stuffed that fly! There was on an old man, who stuffed a spider in his pants; He stuffed the spider to eat the fly; I don't know why he stuffed the fly! ............ There was an old man wh stuffed a lobster in his pants. He stuffed the lobster to eat the eel .... ...to eat the spider...to eat the fly... Now he's been jailed as a mobster.

Sounds like squid pro quo.