I hate Valentines Day

[kenth]

How could you glean that from simply delivering flowers?

He obviously delivered a few stuffed animals.

[Pukin Dog]

Oh yeah, now that they are HALF OFF!

No THANK you.

:-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Purple?

[Pukin Dog]

PS... Puke, you have friends? Since when?

I gain a friend with every bar tab I pick up.

[Dashing Dasher]

You are merely your credit rating again?

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh... you meant the truck.

Nevermind.

[Andonius_99]

Best rant, yet, PD! ROFLMAO!

[Jhohanna]

I KNOW! And it was so much more personal, because he made the bouquet himself! :D Gotta love a man with heart. :)

[Pukin Dog]

So you can't commit to just one?

Assuming you are referring to the X-Boxes, I can only say you have not lived until you have played Call of Duty 2 in bed naked. You gotta have one for the bedroom.

[Pukin Dog]

Time for a Costco run. See ya'll later. Thanks for the comments.

[trisham]

Secretary : "Ooh! Flowers! Thank you! And what's your name?" You : "Pukin Dog" Secretary : "Uh. I have to go wash my pencils now."

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ROFL, ZGuy!!

Pukin Dog, you're a sweetie for giving the receptionist the orchids. I hope you have a better Valentine's Day next year.

[derllak]

Oh what a horrible experience! I gotta tell you though, you're wrong about teddies. Teddies are for kids! I outgrew my stuffed animals when I was about six. Teddies are LAME!!!!!
Flowers are always good though and I don't think red roses are boring at all. In the language of flowers, red roses mean "I love you". Very appropriate for Valentines day!
I hope yours is much sweeter next year! :)

[pollyannaish]

LOL. I will never tell what I mean. Sometimes, clarity is NOT the answer.

You are such a...a...guy. I've heard it all before...one for the living room, one for the bedroom.

Hey wait! Maybe that was you that said that.

(BTW, this nonpolitical rant is a very nice respite from Quail Threads which I seem to have a genetic inability to ignore. I'm beginning to think I caught something from the MSM.)

[pepperdog]

A delivery boy in a Hummer full of flowers and balloons. The mental vision is just too funny!

[Chanticleer]

Sweetheart, turn off the X-Box 360 and find a nice girl. There are better games to play in the bedroom.

[PaulaB]

I felt bad as I walked back to my truck. I had a set of orchids from an office that were to be returned because the recipient was at home ill, so I called my buddy who allowed me to give the orchids to the receptionist. My reward was a wonderful smile.

Your a true gentleman Puk...
Thank you for the ping sweetie and thank you for just being a good guy!!!!!!!

[cgk]

Chicks don’t seem to care if it is delivered soaking wet, they love them.

LOL - how many stuffed animals did you deliver soaking wet?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"Oooh, who are they for?" I would give a name, and the sea of estrogen would part, to reveal the blushing recipient, while all the rest nodded at each other a kind of secret understanding that some man had just guaranteed her loyalty for another week at least, or at best until the next manufactured holiday.

10.0 | 9.9 | 9.8

Although REAL women are loyal...as are REAL men.

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You're a good writer though. I loved the story.

[peacebaby]

I think you've won FIRST PRIZE FOR ROMANCE for giving the receptionist the orchid.



I'm swoonin' here.