I figured some goofy local community group in Massachusetts (where I live) would have a "Bakesale for Peace" or something and buy her. That's about her speed these days, bake sales and community spaghetti dinners.
Could I buy her and place her in a dunking tank? I could probably get my money back with a booth on the street during Mardi Gras.
She says something insulting to this nation and people could throw a ball and dunk the clown.