I want mine! I told FEMA I was ok and didnt need any! If I had known it was 240K each well.... In fact FEMA called me 6 times asking if I was sure I didnt need any money! Damn me for the fool I am! I like Rush, but lets just say sometimes he doesnt let anything like the whole story get in the way of a good joke.
Fortunately the company I worked for there was very good and kept paying us as if we were at work the whole time and it was a national company!
Good for your company. Sounds like they value long-term staff.