[Sloth]

I don't see how they can evict you on that short notice; but in any case, if I were you I'd just a.) not pay the rent, and b.) move somewhere else, like several states away.

[CobaltBlue]

Wrong. As conservatives, we believe in the rule of law.

Turn your corners at right angles, cross your t's, dot your i's, and pray.

The law gives you rights. You have every right to them.