[Allegra]

I'm hungry.

And the chow hall's not open for hours. Besides, it sucks.

And all I've got in my room is cheap crap like ersatz cheese in a jar in the fridge and some crackers.

And I'm giggling as I type this (laboriously.)

I wish I could just go to Taco Bell or call Domino's. Or call Take-Out Taxi.

Or walk across the July 14th Bridge to Burger King or Pizza Hut in the Green Zone.

But I'm sure they're way closed by now.

Besides, it wouldn't be prudent to do that probably.

So I'll just go to bed.

I'm just mindlessly posting stuff now anyway.

[RebelBanker]

Hey, amigo, check out this thread! I have not exactly been laughing a lot lately, but some of the posts here managed to get me started.

[DoNotDivide]

I've never smelled your fingers, and I'm not going to start now. (rimshot)

[XRdsRev]

I told you not to touch Hillary's pants suit.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Do they still smell now?

[Lazamataz]

Best.

Post.

Ever.

[Osage Orange]

And you wonder about the Religion posts...........

Geesh..!

[VRWCmember]

Are you Sheryl Crow by any chance?

[dforest]

Keep them outta yer pants and wash, wash, wash.
Please.