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Why Do My Fingers Smell Funny?
Feb. 13, 2006 | MississippiMasterpiece

Posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:25 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece

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To: PaulaB
I agree. In fact, I've recorded it in my book:

Max's Book of Unusual Events:
1. Mrs. Max agrees to marry me.
2. Legs briefly posts a photo of herself.
3. PaulaB is left speechless.
4. Court removes restraining order.
121 posted on 02/13/2006 11:12:42 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
"My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days..."

Leave your d@mn prostate alone, will ya??

122 posted on 02/13/2006 11:13:05 AM PST by F16Fighter
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To: Maximus of Texas
Ok, ladies, the question of the day. Would you go to a doctor if they were a good friend of yours (male or female).

NO

123 posted on 02/13/2006 11:13:09 AM PST by processing please hold (Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clinched fist)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I nominated this as "One of the strangest" titles for a thread!


124 posted on 02/13/2006 11:13:40 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (I'll admit it , I'm a Snow Flake !(Snoq) The rest of my tagline redacted by court order.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Short book...pamphlet maybe?


125 posted on 02/13/2006 11:13:51 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

NO!


126 posted on 02/13/2006 11:16:37 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

No. I wouldn't be able to get "I've got friends in low places" out of my mind for the entire exam.


127 posted on 02/13/2006 11:16:56 AM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

It's because you don't WASH!!!


128 posted on 02/13/2006 11:21:15 AM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (patriotdreams.net)
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To: Millee

Post of the day!


129 posted on 02/13/2006 11:22:54 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Nope. Don't think I would, especially not an ob/gyn. But I'm still stuck trying to find something good to say for our friend from Mississippi... I'm at a loss.


130 posted on 02/13/2006 11:23:01 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

If he looked like Mel,
Well....

ah,
yeah.


131 posted on 02/13/2006 11:23:58 AM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: All
What's really sad is that not only is this the dumbest thread EVER on Free Republic, but it's more busy than the Olympic Thread, and I've already posted to it twice now.

How sad is THAT?!?!

132 posted on 02/13/2006 11:26:49 AM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (patriotdreams.net)
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To: najida
Mel?
133 posted on 02/13/2006 11:27:21 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: stuartcr
Wouldn't anyone in the desert w/o TP, consider their hand unclean, if used that way?

If used that way, sure. But it's been so long it's become a custom whether they travel the desert or not.

134 posted on 02/13/2006 11:27:44 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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To: Chanticleer

Hrmpt...

Gibson silly ;)


135 posted on 02/13/2006 11:31:33 AM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
Sorry to disappoint you. I'm just very concerned for the health and well-being of our friend, Mississippi Masterpiece. This could be series!
136 posted on 02/13/2006 11:32:33 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Absolutely not!


137 posted on 02/13/2006 11:34:11 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: conservativebabe

Chicken!


138 posted on 02/13/2006 11:35:05 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

*choking*


139 posted on 02/13/2006 11:37:22 AM PST by null and void (<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece; sure_fine

Sniff, sniff... Calling the Kitties!


140 posted on 02/13/2006 11:38:15 AM PST by butternut_squash_bisque (Borders, Language, Cultureā„¢)
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