First ya gotta start out with a New Mesican not a real Mesican, but a New Mesican.
The chili will be really good if he is a smart mouth that is foolish enough to mess with Texas.
First step is to tenderize him with your Monster-Mudder truck tires.
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The owners just came in and I must appear to be working!
Stay away from the skinny ones, they're stringy. But if you want to cook up a huge batch, I got a Governor I'll let ya have cheap!