Beans rolling off your hotdog? What a nuisance! Then you slip on ‘em like a banana peel...’fore you know it, you’re just a bean-sucking clown, dancing down the spilled beanhall of life, clueless to the real meaning of ‘chili.’
It ain’t real chili unless it can sear off the linings of your mouth and stomach and cause the UN to investigate your emissions the next day for possible violations of the chemical weapons ban treaty....
Beans are optional