Well come on over then.
An Aggie, a Longhorn and a Red Raider all die in an accident-
The Red Raider gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says "Well you have to pass a test first".
The Raider say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says "Spell God"
The Raider says "That's easy- G-o-d"
Gatekeeper "come on in!"
The Longhorn gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says "Well you have to pass a test first".
The Longhorn say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says "Spell God"
The Longhorn says "That's easy- G-o-d"
Gatekeeper "come on in!"
The Aggie gets to the Pearly Gates and wants in, the Gatekeeper says "Well you have to pass a test first".
The Aggie say O.K. What is it?
The Gatekeeper says "Spell Waxahatchie"
The Aggie says "Huh?"
Gatekeeper "sorry!"
230 posted on
02/11/2006 4:18:22 PM PST by
ChefKeith
(Flies,fleas,ants,ticks,cockroaches,bad cops,lawyers,judges & politicians All the same. Useless!!!)