[SAJ]

Oh, I didn't doubt you for a moment -- just I've never in my life seen them.

Interesting looking. What do they taste like?

[Chanticleer]

Haven't a clue. Would you want to eat something that looks like that?

Man at a restaurant sees a waiter pass by with a plate of tongue. When the waiter comes to his table, he says, "Man, I'd never eat something that came out of an animals mouth. Can I just get some eggs?"

Ba dum bum