Maybe you, peacebaby and I could be roomies. I don't do camping, either, especially without hubby or kids. They are the ones who set up the tents, etc. I like maid service, myself.
I nearly sold my house and moved into a hotel. I thought it would make me more at home while on the road!
;-)
and no outhouses - unless I've been drinking beer.
Which at a chili cook-off, I would be.
brown the beef,
take a swig,
add tomatoes, onions and bell pepper
take another swig,
add seasonings
take two swigs
simmer for a few hours, drink a six pack or two...
Nap time.