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1 posted on 02/10/2006 12:49:31 PM PST by plain talk
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smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.
????
2 posted on 02/10/2006 12:50:54 PM PST by GrandEagle
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a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident

Oh, yeah! Don't we just love this multi-cultural diversity?

(sarcasm=off)

3 posted on 02/10/2006 12:51:13 PM PST by LouAvul
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The psychic Cleo?
7 posted on 02/10/2006 12:54:27 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: plain talk

Seems like murder or accessory thereto would be a relevant topic, no?


10 posted on 02/10/2006 12:57:49 PM PST by downtownconservative
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First Amendment! Just practicing my religion!


11 posted on 02/10/2006 12:59:22 PM PST by steelcurtain
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Well, similar cures similar ["the hair of the dog..."}. I suggest that her head needs to be removed. Then the two heads could form nice bookends on a shelf in the Fort Lauderdale FL Customs office, to put other prospective violators in the proper state of mind during Customs inspection.


13 posted on 02/10/2006 1:00:50 PM PST by GSlob
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Wasn it in a hatbox a la "Crazy in Alabama"?


14 posted on 02/10/2006 1:01:38 PM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.


15 posted on 02/10/2006 1:03:35 PM PST by dfwgator
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Should have quit while she was a head.


17 posted on 02/10/2006 1:09:36 PM PST by Mr. Brightside (Me? I'm just a lawn mower.)
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She's heads above the rest........
18 posted on 02/10/2006 1:13:39 PM PST by b4its2late (Terrorists will either succeed in changing our way of life, or we will change theirs. - Rummy)
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"Myrlene Severe, 30, a [voodooist] Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident..."

Skilled sane workers from Europe are awaiting American citizenship based on a lottery system that takes years;

Meanwhile Third World flakes are let in on the basis of this kind of "diversity," or by the Bush Mexican Border open-door policy.

Our subverted immigration policy is the single biggest gaff of the Bush Administration.

19 posted on 02/10/2006 1:14:33 PM PST by F16Fighter
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Ah, Yorik, poor Yorik, we knew ye well.....


22 posted on 02/10/2006 1:20:21 PM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Wowsers! Go, go gadget gadget play!)
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I particularly liked:

The charges filed include that Severe smuggled a human head into the US without proper documentation, as well as failure to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce.

just ick.

27 posted on 02/10/2006 2:08:13 PM PST by Jaded (The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
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To: plain talk; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived...
29 posted on 02/10/2006 3:55:26 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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Seinfeld voice....

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

/seinfeld


30 posted on 02/10/2006 3:56:52 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Truth is generally the best vindication against slander --- Abe Lincoln (Getit!?))
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