Top 10 - headed out tojury duty bump!!
Hang 'em high!
That bastard is guilty of something - CONVICT HIM!!!
Here's a jury duty episode for you.
The case.
She bought a car from him. She said it wouldn't go into reverse, and didn't find out until 3 days after she got it home.
He said the car worked fine when she bought it. (worn out cheap car)
She sued for the cost of repairs. She had NO RECEIPTS!!! Her dad went with her when she bought the car but didn't come to court.
Both litigants had attorneys.
Judge dismissed the jury for about 3 minutes and then called us back in.
Threw the case out of court, and strongly chastised her attorney for ripping his client off.
I wrote doen that attorney's name and law firm. I'll never use them if I need a lawyer.
Remember, the difference between a lawyer and a liar (most times) is....the way the word is spelled.